Wesley

Wesley is a minor character in Coupon Kids. She is a bug girl who enjoys pranks, and Quat thinks she's cute. They have slept together exactly once, which is, quote, "A mistake I'll never repeat". It is revealed in COUPON KIDS: BEYOND TIME & SPACE that despite this claim she and Quat have an infant child together in the year 2045, a young creature resembling a Homestuck Troll Grub with Quat's head named Johanna.

Wesley is an accomplished jokester and is known to be a big fan of Colonel Sassacre.