Fuddruckers

Fuddruckers is the best goddamn place in the entire universe and if anyone tells you otherwise they're a damn dirty liar.

Pik is known to have been conceived in the bathroom of a Fuddruckers and will literally murder anyone who dares besmirch its holy name.

They are known to serve whole uncut raw potatoes and pass them off as fries, rub raw meat on their customers bare bodies, have a Pepto Bismol Happy Hour, declare it your birthday even if it isn't (Editor's Note: Legally speaking, if you are told it is your birthday by the staff at Fuddruckers, it is now legally and forever your birthday on this date from this point forward) and then proceed to force feed you burgers.

Their slogan is "We'll Just Assault You, Asshole."