Kip

Reginald SR-71 Demiurge Γ Kippington, more commonly known as Kip, is the evil doppelgänger of Pik and one half of the Luxury Lads, along with their partner Twat.

Unlike the titular Coupon Kids, Kip is disgustingly rich and is frequently known to flaunt their wealth while our heroes struggle to make ends meet. Though it has yet to be confirmed, Kip is heavily implied to be related to Jeff Bezos in some way, and is said to frequently hang out with Elon Musk at country clubs. Kip’s favorite food is said to be caviar in a molten blood diamond soup flecked with bits of gold. Their favorite sport is not paying their taxes because they are rich (and also croquet).

In COUPON KIDS: WRATH OF THE 1%, Kip purchased the iHoppy Quat worked at solely to micromanage them and make their life a living hell as revenge for accidentally scuffing Kip’s designer solid gold crocs. Eventually however, Kip grew bored and sold the restaurant back, restoring the status quo (but not before Kip stole and sold all of Pik and Quat’s shoes to recoup the cost of their ‘damaged’ crocs, which didn’t even cover 1/150th of the cost).

Kip is known to have an occasional lover known as Yca (pronounced Ee-cah) who looks exactly like Acy. Like, one hundred percent. No differences whatsoever. Everyone except Kip and Twat finds this extremely unsettling.

Kip is theorized by many to have some unknown relation to Pik; some believe they are secretly Pik’s half-sibling, others believe they are Pik from an alternate bizarro universe, and others still think Pik is a failed clone of Kip like some strange alternate version of the film “US”. However, none of these theories have been proven true, and as it stands right now Kip is just some rich asshole who looks kinda like Pik.

Recently, Pik and Quat have been planning to capture and guillotine their wealthy doubles, but as of yet this has not happened.