Gamma Quat

Gamma Quat was Quat's Gamma. She's dead now. That's... kind of really all there is to say about it. What do you want from me? Not everything on this wiki is going to be comedy gold. What do you want from me?? This isn't my day job. Who do you think you are, judging me, pal??? I have a LIFE. I don't just have nothing but time to sit here writing these funny jokes for your amusement. I'm not a fuckin' CLOWN. You want a clown, you go to the circus. At least clowns get fuckin PAID. Also I hear they're hung, which is kind of impressive. Oh, uh, right, I guess I should close on a joke, eh, erm...

She was known to be so old that she dated Abraham Lincoln when she was a teenager.