Coffee Enema Guy

The Coffee Enema Guy is the single most important character in the entirety of Coupon Kids.

He gifted our heroes $20 for performing the arduous task of giving him the coffee enema for which he is named, and was a recurring character up until his death; frequently appearing to beg Pik and Quat (and occasionally other characters) to give him additional coffee enemas. He was later revealed to be Quat's paternal grandfather, but was unable to reveal the identity of Quat's birth mother before his untimely demise brought about by heart failure, due to his coffee enema having been poisoned.

His ghost now haunts Pik and Quat's apartment, bemoaning his inability to receive enemas and frequently spilling coffee all over the place as he attempts to pour scalding liquid down his spectral anus.

It was later revealed that in his youth, he was an operative of the Russian KGB referred to as the Red Right Hand of Gorbachev.