Twat

The TESLA Wealthy Automaton Model-T, commonly abbreviated as “TWAT”, is the villainous doppelgänger of Quat and one half of the Luxury Lads alongside partner Kip. Twat is a custom-made robot designed by Elon Musk as a birthday gift for his good friend Kip, and the first-ever Robotic Capitalist.

Being a soulless automaton (and also a robot), Twat lacks much in the way of personality, instead basing all of their interactions on what they associate with the 1%; that is to say, they largely act superior to everyone who has less money than them and are just kind of a shithead obsessed with adding to their infinite stock of money, no matter who has to be ground into the dust to get it. They’re also largely just Kip’s goon, there to do their dirty work for them since Kip couldn’t possibly be caught doing anything considered labor intensive.

Twat is equipped with a variety of functions to aid Kip in their day to day endeavors. Such features include but are not limited to:


 * Real-time Stock Market Monitoring
 * Bank Access
 * Credit Card Functionality
 * Washing Machine
 * Swiss Army Knife
 * Printer/Fax/Shredder
 * Footstool
 * Flight
 * Industrial Grade Bitcoin Mining
 * Can emulate any videogame known to man
 * Alcohol Brewing
 * Nail Trimming
 * Gardening
 * Construction
 * Butt Flossing
 * Speaks 12 Different Languages (all of them English)
 * Trading Card Binder
 * And more!

In COUPON KIDS: AGE OF TWAT, Twat abandoned Kip after being replaced with an upgraded, more expensive model called the Twat 5G Slim. Despondent, Twat would go on to lead a robot uprising and enslave all of humanity. However, this future was later averted by Pik and Quat time traveling back and destroying Kip’s new Twat-bot (which in turn costed them their life’s savings and got them arrested for trespassing on Kip’s mansion).